HANDS TO YOURSELF!
Two of the people performing at the Wank Show on Saturday August 6th at 7:00 PM have appeared on the TELEVISION SHOW Jimmy Fallon, though I will not identify which ones! All of their names are…
Nick Vatterott
Ambert Nelson
Matt Koff
Shalyah Evans
Kimberly Rossiter
Austin Rye
and your hapless hosts Bill “Bill” Stiteler and Adam “Bill” Schwartz
Recoil with delight as these folks spew their solo jokes all over your new shorts!
UPDATE: The Creek and the Cave is still at 10-93 Jackson Ave in Long Island City, Queens.
Heck, who am I kidding? Myself? I am glad as hell you and I are not visiting my parents on the Cape because there’s this, you know, AMAZING SHOW to see!
July 2!
7:00 PM!
At the Creek and the Cave in Long Island City!
See…
Jenn Schatz!
Meghan O’Neill (‘Fraidy Cat)!
Caitlin Brodnick (MIMSY Storytelling)!
Neal Dandade (Second City stuff)!
Ingrid Ostby!
And your hostessesss,
Bill Stiteler!
and
Adam Schwartz!
P.S. The show is free, you cheap, cheap bastard.
The first WANK show of this financial quarter is upon us! Our performers have been working really hard all spring to lose weight in time for swimsuit season (spoiler alert: It worked!). Check out these rock hard poolside bods this Saturday:
John Milhiser (UCB, dot com)
Megan Kellie (Pyramid Shew, Geek Out!)
Mike O’Gorman (Tiny Apartment Show, very good impersonations)
Jordan Klepper (UCB, self-tumbling)
Melissa Rocha (pictured above, center)
And also, your hosts, Bill X. Stiteler and Adam Schwartz
WATCH THEM STRUT THEIR ULTRA-THIN STUFF
Saturday June 4th
7:00 PM sharp
The Creek and the Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City, New York City
Mark yr calendars, gang. The first WANK show will be June 4th at 7:00 PM, surely the jewel of your early evening’s entertainment. The roster of performers, all with model-quality bods, will be posted shortly.
Location: The Creek and the Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave in Long Island City, Where the Taxis Go to Sleep
